President Obama gives fifth-grader Tyler the best absence note ever
I can’t stop. I love it. Lovelovelove it.
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Memorial Weekend BBQ tonight. Latest and greatest drink discovery:
Sweet Tea vodka + lemonade and it’ll taste just like an Arnie.
Pure bliss <3
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I hope Barack Obama doesn’t get stuck in a parallel universe when travelling with The Doctor, and that they can be together forever, just like he said they would be.
I disappear from the internets for great periods of time.
And then I come back and reblog my BPFF’s entire blog.
"What an astonishing thing a book is. It’s a flat object made from a tree with flexible parts on which are imprinted lots of funny dark squiggles. But one glance at it and you’re inside the mind of another person, maybe somebody dead for thousands of years. Across the millennia, an author is speaking clearly and silently inside your head, directly to you. Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people who never knew each other, citizens of distant epochs. Books break the shackles of time. A book is proof that humans are capable of working magic."
— CARL SAGAN (via Advice to Writers)
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"In time the truth will be revealed but keep in mind new lies will be generating simultaneously."
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"Life is about doing things that don’t suck with people who don’t suck."
— John Green (via loveyourchaos)
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Dear self,
Stop being so damn mediocre.
This made me laugh. And then I had to check the facts. So I think the weirdest thing I’ve ever googled is now “in which states can you marry your cousin”
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